MINNEAPOLIS, MN — APR News is officially announcing our “open door policy”. This allows for each and every one of the many people trying to immigrate to the US from Central America and Mexico full and open access to our website.
Our Head of Sales, Jess Donaldson, believes, “Our readership is down, like, WAY down what the fuck just write something that’s pro-immigrant please for the love of Christ,” she told us through text this morning .
President Trump has been making threats to close all or parts of the southern border this week, but what Trump can’t shut down is access to American Public Radio News.
In the next few days, APR will be setting up iPad kiosks on migrant caravan routes loaded up with our website, which should help things for them.
We reached out to a Mexican for comment but forgot to reply to his text about an interview.