With open arms: We invite any and all Central American and Mexican immigrants to read our website

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — APR News is officially announcing our “open door policy”. This allows for each and every one of the many people trying to immigrate to the US from Central America and Mexico full and open access to our website. Our Head of Sales, Jess Donaldson, believes, “Our readership is down, like, WAY down what the fuck just write something that’s pro-immigrant please for the love of Christ,” she told us through text this morning
. President Trump has been making threats to close all or parts of the southern border this week, but what Trump can’t shut down is…

Press Release: APR News acquires Unflexx Mag

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — APR News as of today owns news startup “Unflexx Mag” which will join the growing APR family. Unflexx Mag started quite recently (their site has been up for literally 15 minutes from the time of publishing) and they did so from a foundational idea that infotainment could be just a tad whiter. Both news organizations separately strive to bring the most “honest” and “unbiased” and “balanced” reporting as possible and with the merger of both companies we can continue to deliver on that promise every day and from “different” and more “unique” perspectives. Go to unflexxmag.com for…