UPDATED LIVE: APR’s coverage of the 2017 Oscars

Hollywood enjoys nothing more than patting itself on the back and today, is no different. The nearly 6,700 satan worshipping voting members of the academy have come together this year -like years past – to vote on which studio gave them the most money.

A big item to note this year is the show this year is the diversity. Out of 20 acting nominations this year, 7 were given to non-white people to shut everyone up; Very exciting!

Jimmy Kimmel will be hosting

 

LIVE COVERAGE STARTS AT 7:30 CST, REFRESH PAGE FOR LATEST!

(All times are in central)

7:37pm: Sorry this fake unity message was so boring we fell asleep for a bit there

7:38pm: Sick Matt Damon diss, Jimmy!

7:44pm: *Pandering*

7:44pm: Trump: “Timberlake is okay”

7:49pm: Best Supporting Actor goes to Mahershala Ali

DUE TO A RIFT IN TIME AND SPACE THAT HAS OPENED IN OUR OFFICE, WE HAVE STOPPED OIR LIVE BROADCAST. STAY TUNED FOR A RECAP LATER ON IN THE NIGHT