White man killed after saying n-word with expired ‘nigga pass’

ATLANTA, GA — The city of Atlanta was rocked earlier this morning when Adam Cole, a 43-year-old white man, was brutally killed in his friend’s basement after allegedly referring to a black man in his group of peers as “his nigga” with a nigga pass that has been expired for several months. Cole received his first pass from a middle school friend at the age of 12, according to his mother, Irene Cole, and had gone back to that same friend to get the pass renewed yearly. “I always reminded him as a kid to get his pass renewed, but…

Cold War re-enactment coming to Minneapolis this summer

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Starting this June, Minneapolis is getting its very own Cold War reenactment. The roughly 45 year long mega-event, funded by an anonymous Cold War enthusiast, is slated to revive all of the events of the war every day until 2062, when a mock “Berlin wall” separating Minneapolis and St. Paul will be torn down and the two sides are reunited. James Torres, a long-time war reenactor and organizer of this event, tells us that that the next half century in the Minneapolis/St.Paul area will be one to look forward to. “The part we’re most excited about is the interactive…