Kindergarteners of West Virginia public schools found to be lobbying against teachers

CHARLESTON, WV — Several hundred children as young as five years old were caught in a basement holding a rally this morning, the goal of which was to gather support and money to push their anti-school agenda. The children were caught by the owner of the home, Randy Samson, who thought his child was just “having a few friends over to watch some movies.” “You always want your children to be politically active. It’s just disappointing when they they have the wrong opinions, you know? I’m just honestly shocked he found so many people. I dunno. I guess that’s a…