Kim Jong Un believes Yoplait with granola is “worth the extra $3,” defector says

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA – A high level North Korean defector, Jun Yi, spoke out yesterday at the UN describing previously unknown facets of Kim’s personal life, such as his affinity for Yoplait with granola and many more disturbing details. Yi, age 46, a party leader, first tried to defect from North Korea in 2009 under the guise of “making a quick run to Target,” but was told to “come up with a better one, we just went shopping.” Years later, Yi and his family found their lucky break when Kim was low on groceries and they made their escape. When they…

UPDATED LIVE: President Trump’s first address to Congress

Edit: This post is no longer live (9:10pm) President Trump is going to address congress at 6:00pm tonight and is expected to talk about several different aspects of what his plan will be for the country. Read APR’s piece going more into detail about the contents of the speech here. STAY TUNED: LIVE UPDATES WILL START AT 7:00pm CST SPEECH STARTS AT 8:00pm CST 7:06pm — Trump to say that the “time for trivial fights is behind us,” retweets a diss at Nordstrom 7:10pm — According to sources, Democratic leaders want the party to remain civil, keep eye rolling as quiet as possible 7:17pm…

UPDATED LIVE: CNN Democratic Leadership Debate

EDIT: This post is no longer live (11:00pm)  UPDATED LIVE NEARLY EVERY MINUTE! STAY TUNED! (Times are in Central time) 9:02pm: Keith Ellison gets no applause when introduced 9:04PM: Tom Perez has a pretty nice tie and has a lost voice 9:05pm: Ellison calls republicans bad people 9:09pm: Someone we don’t know the name of claims we’re “marching toward fascism” 9:10pm: Pete Buttigie comes out as pro-draft 9:11pm: Never Forget 9:12pm: Jaime Harrison, clearly ripping off Obama, uses lots of hand gestures to make an unimportant point 9:13pm: Peter Peckarsky has trouble coming up with anything good about Democrats 9:15pm: Ellison: “I’m not anti-semitic!…