Saudi Arabia, as many of you might believe, is a “backward” nation riddled with corruption and medieval values. It’s quite the contrary. I would like to assert that Saudi Arabia is actually way more progressive and forward thinking than all of the western propaganda you consume would like for you to believe. Here are my reasons why Saudi Arabia isn’t as bad as you think it is.

Royal Family

The first important thing to note to mention is that they have a royal family! Not everyone knows that, but it’s true! Who doesn’t love a monarchy that that can’t be challenged and has insane power that no other entity has the ability to check?? The west loves to point at this as a “bad” thing, but they really have no ammo when arguing their point. I mean, look at it! They have a king!

Religion

If you want an example of what a good state-sponsored religion is, look no further. Wahhabi Islam is simply the greatest thing that has happened to Islam. You thought Islam was cool before? Try out the literal, extremely conservative interpretation of the faith called Wahhabi Islam! The coolest part is that Wahhabism can kinda say whatever it wants and it will be protected and fought for tooth and nail by liberals who will call any extreme decree okay in their cultural context and just misunderstood by the west.

Women

Saudi Arabia is a bastion of women’s rights and honestly, that goes without saying. First and foremost, we need to talk about women covering up. It is a FACT that in Saudi Arabia, women have a CHOICE to either be covered from head to toe anytime they’re out OR be punished for it brutally whether socially or legally. Wow! That kind of freedom to choose is just not there in western countries.

Morality

Morality and Saudi Arabia go hand in hand. You’ll likely be pleased to hear, in fact, that Saudi Arabia is so great with this that they’re on the Human Rights Council for the UN! You don’t just talk your way into that! Or provide the world with such a large amount of oil that everyone will just kinda ignore any human rights violations you commit as to not disturb the flow of oil. That’s just unheard of! Not much else even needs to be said quite frankly! I’ll formulate arguments the second the world sees Saudi Arabia as a morally corrupt nation, but now everyone seems to agree they’re just fine!

Conclusion

Now, while I haven’t been to Saudi Arabia and don’t plan on it, I’m thinking it’s a pretty cool place! We should try being less tough on it in the west and understand that they’re not a “worse” society because of “massive limitations on basic human rights”. They’re in fact a way cooler place than anywhere in the west!

The negative impact of abortion on society is immeasurable and very real. The butterfly effect tells us that a single event, such as the murder of a child in this case, can throw the universe out of balance and change the course of humanity in unpredictable ways. That’s why we’ve rounded up the top five things that could have happened, or been solved by now if abortion was illegal.

5.) An end to racism

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Let’s imagine a world where there is no racism. That very easily could have been the world we’d be living in right now. But because of abortion, this is not the case. There was a woke, blue-haired, liberal kid that would have been born somewhere in the US who could have crafted the tweet that ended racism, but sadly not. Because that child was killed, there is more racism and more hate in the world.

4.) A solution for Palestine and Israel both are happy with and leave both with exactly what they want

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You may be thinking to yourself that abortion is not legal in much of the Middle East so they’re already living in utopia, primed to arrive at an answer to this crisis. But that’s where you’re wrong. The solution will surely not come from them, but the United States. If they wanted to solve it, they would have by now. With that said, our terrible abortion policy has allowed the person who would have fixed it all to be needlessly killed.

3.) A world where Dr. Who is not on TV and everyone agrees it’s objectively a bad show

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Dr. Who is a program that has been on TV for far too long and the child that would have put an end to this disgusting program is sadly not with us. We’ve grown far too apathetic in the face of this behemoth that has stunted both the minds of children and culture as a whole. It’s undeniable that legalized abortion is to blame for this. All it would have taken to stop this decades-long tragedy was just one child. And unfortunately that child was never born, leaving us with this global epidemic.

2) Vaccines that don’t cause autism

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You’d think by now that they would have come up with vaccines that don’t cause autism, right? Well, perhaps the medical profession could be able to do it with more doctors. But instead, we live in a world where the future doctor to invent such a thing is no longer with us. So now we must live in this hellscape where beautiful minds are being left behind and scrapped for absolutely no reason.

1.) Cure to cancer

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We’re giving you a double dose of medicine in this list. Cancer is one of the biggest killers but with our stance on abortion being where it is in this country, you’d almost think that we get off on the idea of millions dying in pain due to cancer. It’s a sad state of affairs when mothers are knowingly discarding the life of what could have been the doctor to put an end to cancer. Have we no forward thinking people in our country to keep in mind what we could be missing out on in the future by being so shortsighted in allowing abortion?

GILBERT, AZ — An Arizona construction company, J.H. Wilson Labor, has announced today that they will be laying off all of their male employees (some pictured above) and replacing them with women to “kill two birds with one stone,” according to their CEO and Founder John Wilson.

“We’re doing it for two reasons specifically. First is to save money, and second is to bump up diversity numbers. Both are important and we can do both by getting rid of all men in our workforce and replacing them with women. I mean, shit. We do illegal stuff to save a few bucks here and there. You’re telling me we can save 23% legally and automatically by just not hiring men? I’m there.”

When we asked him to comment on whether or not he would also be leaving his position as CEO, he promptly asked us to leave his office.

The biggest worry the company has is whether or not they can even find women who want to or are able to take the hard labor jobs that will be opening up. The answer most people come to when asked about this is no, and after even the lightest research, we found that the answer is a hard no.

We spoke to Alexandra Philips, a local feminist, through email about this move and she described it as “a huge bummer.”

“When we said we wanted gender equality in careers, we meant in, like…better jobs? Like tech jobs! Gender equality doesn’t mean making women do hard labor. The company is well within their rights, but, like, honestly, if they want to be helpful, they should keep their status quo with male employees and instead give women the top-level jobs. Women deserve those top-level jobs.”

After being asked why she thinks construction is 3% women and if she believes there’s an underlying factor causing that, she replied with, “It’s just unladylike to work construction, okay?”

This isn’t a new thing in business, though. Companies in Silicon Valley have been pushing for more women in tech, as mentioned by Philips, but they’ve been less honest. Those companies, when discussing it, make it seem like they care about diversity, while it’s actually a huge saving for them.

J.H. Wilson Labor isn’t necessarily leading the world on inclusiveness with women, but they’re surely leading on transparency when it comes to it.

Happy International Women’s Day from everyone at APR!

You did it France. Way to go. First the US, and now France. What’s wrong with the world today? Why can’t a perfectly qualified woman with nothing controversial about her just finally get some power in this world?

At every turn, there was some nonsense about how Le Pen is spouting “bigotry” or whatever. Just lies that so many spread because of fear. Fear of a woman leading them.

France, you should be ashamed. After the US election where Donald Trump came out on top, we thought that this sexism was just on the conservative side, but France has proved that bigots are politically agnostic and will stop at nothing to carry out their wishes.

Don’t lie and say that you care about “minorities” or “women.” Not only is Le Pen a woman, but she’s one-third Venusian. You just had to snuff out another disenfranchised minority, didn’t you?

Today will be remembered in French history as the day France came together to take power from an innocent, helpless woman to give it to a man. Disgusting.